Wednesday, July 10, 2013

FAYGO

In 2012 the greatest discovery since sliced bread was found in Warfield, Kentucky.  The diamond in the rough was found on the ASP trip in a 25 cent soda machine.  It was the ultimate drink, Faygo Peach Soda."  When we left we had bought every can we could find.  To your horror we discovered that this nectar of the gods was not available in New Jersey!  So the search began.  With no luck, we were found to be "Faygo Less!"

As we prepared for this year's trip, the though of restocking our stash was in our minds.  Once again to our horror we found no Faygo when we arrived here in Jonesville.  A substitute needed to be found to quench our ravenous thirst.  To our good fortune we found 2 worthy candidates:  "Walmart's" no brand and Peach NEHI.  They were worthy substitutes but Faygo was still in our hearths and taste buds.  To our great fortune we unearthed "6 rare bottles of the amazing and "DEE-LISHUS" Faygo.





Now we had to prove that Faygo was truly the best of the best.  So what do we do?  A taste test was the only solution.  On the evening of July 9, 2013 a fourth candidate emerged.  It was the dark hour "Best Choice Peach Soda."  The battle was about to begin.  With 2 completely impartial judges who were the only ones to know the true line-up, we could begin.

 Up to 7 testers were assembled when the smoke cleared Faygo stood alone.  Walmart and NEHI battled well while Best Choice, just stunk.  There was elation and some sadness in the outcome.  We're happy that Faygo is now proven to be king, but now we're back to trying to find more to bring home.  I guess that's the way life works.

Signed Faygos 3 best customers:
     Rachel Shafer
     Emily Bowers
     Andy Biedermann

P.S.  Stay tuned for the greatest soda challenge know to man.  Faygo takes on all comers on this planet and any other!!!!

1 comment:

Unknown said...

Well there's your 2014 Fundraiser! Buy all Fayo Peach Soda in sight and sell it to E(mily)R(achel)A(ndy) at 50 times the cost. You'll have your money made in no time!